Yes, you read the title correct. In this article we’ve showcased the top 5 s*xiest printers of recent years, if you’re a man reading this you’ll obviously understand the s*xual allure of well-engineered and practical technology. If you’re a woman, you may now find yourself being physically attracted to these electronics from the images we have collected. But what is it that makes us humans attracted to gadgets and tech? Is it the glossy, perfectly sculpted curves? Is it the heat of your document when it lightly flops out of the machine? Or is it the 23 year old brunette stood next to them on official promotional images? We don’t know the answer to this, which is why we decided to compile a list of what we think are the sexiest printers to date… maybe you can give us some ideas on what floats your boat in terms of printers by leaving comments below.
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Samsung ML-1630
This delightful piece of machinery is the Samsung ML-1630, what we think is attractive about this printer (apart from the lady that comes with it) is the glossed black on matt black effect – giving a very clean visual appearance. If we hadn’t told you it was a printer, this could be mistaken for some sort of entertainment system; subtlety and obscureness is exactly what most people want from a printer. Add that to touch screen buttons, specifications like ‘multifunctional monochrome laser printer’ and you’ll have to deal with a mess in your pants. -
Canon PIXMA
Now we’re not being bias towards black printers but generally – when have you ever seen a very attractive white printer? White printers are a thing of the past, in the time of dial up connection and Alta vista. But we think this Canon PIXMA deserves a place on the list – purely due to its sleekness and simplicity. -
Olivetti Ink Jet
The Olivetti Ink Jet… Whoahh! Now that’s a printer you want to show to the parents. With its 2.4 inch front colour display, built in image enhancement, super speedy printing capabilities, overall beautiful design and perky antenna – We couldn’t leave this one out of our list. -
Canon PIXMA MG6320
Disregarding what we said about white printers further up, we came to the conclusion that there must be some sexy white printers out there. So after much Google hunting, coffee breaks and frustrated groans, we managed to find the Canon PIXMA MG6320. This printer is actually the new 2013 model of the PIXMA (number 2), good job Cannon! -
HP Envy 110
For number 5 we have the newly released HP envy 110, this machine certainly looks the part and also features the ‘all in one badge’. We think this means it can do everything your wife can… but better, including a touch screen, border-less printing web connect and much more.
So now you’ve seen our collection of top 5 s*xiest printers, it’s time to stop drooling on your keyboard and think about how quickly you can get one of these! Order your printer, toner & ink from TonerGiant and get free next business day delivery.